TV-B-Gone
Let them read books! Turn off any boob tube without getting caught.
  • Never has a product been so perfectly named-this universal remote turns almost any television off
  • Also turns any television on, but this operation is not recommended for maximum mental health
  • Small and easily concealed for undetected operation in environments where shutting off the TV is a no-no
  • Great party gag since it not only creates a big mystery, but also enables humans to converse
  • Create moments of peace in social situations where an intrusive television program is dominating the conversation


Item#DescriptionStatusQtyPrice
51609TV-B-Gone 
 $18.95
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TV-B-Gone


We call this section of the product page the "Learn More" section, and here this is particularly appropriate. You are guaranteed to learn more if you use TV-B-Gone to turn off the TV. We don't need to make up academic studies to give you statistics showing that every time you turn off the TV, your IQ goes up. You know this instinctively. Use this product twice a day so that you and everyone in your general vicinity can become smarter and more adept at conversations with other humans who are actually able to respond. Think back on all the times that you thought you might lose your mind if someone didn't turn off the TV. You may still have your sanity, but now you can guarantee that sanity with TV-B-Gone. We used it to turn off the TV while we wrote this very smart copy! What will you do when you turn off the TV?

Additional Information

Specifications:

  • Requires 3v Li coin cells (included)
  • Battery Life 3-12 months, depending on use, so aim for the 3 month mark
  • IR Beam: High power 940mm Infrared
  • Beam Angle: 30 Degrees
  • Beam Me Up Right Now: Suggested but optional
  • Weight: 28 grams with batteries