The DeFIBulator is the first hand-held, portable lie detector. And because we're running all our ad copy past the DeFIBulator, you know we're telling the truth. It's for amusement only, but the DeFIBulator is ideal for detecting who's on the mark and who's on the make.
The DeFIBulator is simple to use, and that's no lie. Just establish a baseline by asking your subject three yes/ no questions. It works by measuring voice stress, which tends to increase when someone is playing fast and loose with the truth. When the device detects that someone's lying, watch the LCD screen as "Demonochio's" nose gets longer and he sprouts devil horns! It even works with a cell phone.
Bring the DeFIBulator to your next party and see who's trusted and who's busted! When someone tells you their net worth you will know if they're pulling cheap wool over your eyes. And when the host tells you it's $50-a-bottle wine, you'll know whether it's really Two Buck Chuck!
Additional Information:
The De-FIB-ulator comes with everything you need to separate the truth from the lies.
Promotion ends at Noon (PST) on Monday, February 11, 2008. Not valid on orders in process or previous purchases. Price(s) valid only while supplies last.